Spoonerisms or some such.

Oh my goodness! I was talking to Candy this morning and she asked what I did this weekend. I replied:

"I pickled peckers"


After we both quit laughing I clarified: "I pickled peppers... I think pickling peckers requires alcohol!"

I think this is my new favorite. It out ranks the putting on of my "stalkers and gartings" from my first 12th night. Although that still makes me snort with laughter.