Yowly howly yodeling cat!

The yowly howly kitten woke me at 2:30 this am and every hour at least thereafter. Yowly howly kitten has hormones that make her yodel. I must contain urge to kill youwly howly kitten, after all, it's not her fault. But does anyone have any ideas for shutting up a yodeling cat in the middle of the night?